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About The Unhelpful Magic 8-Ball
Welcome to the world's least helpful fortune-telling tool.
Born from a desire to parody overly-serious decision-making tools, The Unhelpful Magic 8-Ball delivers randomly generated nonsense disguised as mystical wisdom.
Why We Exist
Because sometimes the best answer is no answer at all. Or a completely ridiculous one. In a world full of self-help apps and serious decision-making frameworks, we offer something different: absolutely nothing useful, wrapped in a beautiful package.
How It Works
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Ask a question (or don't, it doesn't matter)
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Click the ball
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Receive unhelpful guidance
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Question your life choices
That's it. That's the whole thing.
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